Cris Boothroyd. I enjoy Earl Grey, books, classic art, and hacking international spy agencies. Oh and I also happen to be the youngest Quartermaster in MI6 history.

M/A Status: Open

//independent RP. Muse and Mun are both of age and this blog is recommended for those 18+.  NSFW images and themes will be found and will be tagged as 'nsfw'.  Will RP with anyone and any universe.

FC: Ben Whishaw

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Age is No Guarantee of Efficiency


"You could. I would miss your hair though." Remy softly tugged on a lock of hair.

"It grows back.  But whenever people look at me, the first thing they mention is my hair.  It gets old.  I want them to see the person under the hair."

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› Angels and Demons || Christopher x Cris



Cris frowned but realized that was the best he was going to get.  He would take his one tie and cherish it until it was time to return to those horrid robes of heaven.  Yes, they were the most comfortable thing he ever wore but they lacked style.  Style was something he had come to enjoy from his time on earth.  ”Do they have any cardigans that are stylish in your mind?” he asked, starting to browse the racks.  I enjoy cardigans.  Or jumpers of any kind.”

Christopher smirks as he begins going through the racks and pulls out a navy blue cardigan, “this is, how do you like it?” He asks, holding it up for him to see as he continues looking through for suitable shirts and jackets

"Is it appropriate for an angel of the Lord to wear something considered sexy by a demon?" he mused, looking at the jumper that he had to agree was very nice and the fact that Christopher liked it was another plus.  The knit alone was worth it, so soft.  Cris tucked it under his arm and continued to follow Christopher around the shop, hemming and hawing about why his clothes weren’t good enough and couldn’t he just get one more pair of plaid trousers?  "They would look good with the new cardigan," he explained.

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My dash is making me uncomfortable so I’m going to sign off and read, take a bath, watch Supernatural.  I’ll be back in the morning.

Queued: 8

Drafted: 15

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thesnakeandthewolf said:
[text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention

[text] Does that actually work?

[text] I may need to remember that.  ;)

[text] Or not.  Unless James was in the library as well.

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quartermastersearlgrey said:
Royal balls are such a bore, aren’t they?



Rich blushed and nodded, lowering his gaze. “Yes.. they are… but it gives me a chance to observe some people and to relax..”


Cris stayed long after everyone else had gone home.  He didn’t relish the idea of returning to an empty house and so he stayed behind, making himself a cup of tea and settling in to work on some of the dishes that the other staff had said could wait until morning.  There was no point in leaving them to sit when he was willing to do the work. 

He was so engrossed in his washing that he didn’t hear Rich enter the room.

Rich cleared his throat, smiled a little. “Greetings..” He said softly, hoping he wouldn’t scare the man who might dropped something which wasn’t very good, regarding the expensive dishes.

He managed not to jump or drop anything at the voice and was even more surprised when he saw who the voice belonged to.  One of the staff and told him who Rich was and he struggled to bow appropriately on the wet, slippery tile.  ”Your highness.  Is there anything I can get for you tonight?”  He wasn’t going to apologize for the way he had spoken to Rich earlier immediately but if it seemed Rich was upset, he would do so.

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Will do memes when I get home from getting comics and dinner

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texts from last night! meme

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
[text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
[text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
[text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
[text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA.
[text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
[text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
[text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it
[text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?”
[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
[text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him.
[text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
[text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.
[text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife.
[text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops.
[text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
[text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
[text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
[text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling
[text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One.
[text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us
[text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…
[text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”
[text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
[text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
[text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
[text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings.
[text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug”
[text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
[text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
[text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
[text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
[text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
[text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
[text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
[text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
[text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart.
[text] When was the last time you wore pants?
[text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
[text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
[text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
[text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
[text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going?
[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
[text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition?
[text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
[text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist?
[text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
[text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
[text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin.
[text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb
[text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
[text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
[text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
[text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
[text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
[text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
[text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant
[text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
[text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
[text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
[text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
[text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
[text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
[text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire.
[text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
[text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
[text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
[text] you traded sex for a burrito?
[text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
[text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
[text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
[text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable.
[text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
[text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
[text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
[text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka.
[text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
[text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
[text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”
[text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
[text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style.
[text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
[text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
[text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
[text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year
[text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
[text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
[text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
[text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
[text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
[text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
[text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
[text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
[text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
[text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok.
[text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
[text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’
[text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
[text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
[text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
[text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
[text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
[text] never. drinking. again.
[text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
[text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
[text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
[text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
[text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

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madwriterscorner said:
James touched Cris' swollen belly, "soon our last pup will be here, I know this has been a hard pregnancy my love"





Cris was tired.  More tired than he had ever been.  The pregnancy was taking everything he had and he looked like it.  Cheeks sunken and tight, skin pale.  He was stuck in the bed.  They were planning birthing the pup by Cesarian the moment she was old enough to live on her own.  They didn’t know if Cris would be able to carry her much longer.  ”It’s worth it,” Cris smiled, though it was strained.  ”Our family won’t be complete without this one.”

James carefully lifted and arranged Abby and Benny so they could nap with Cris and Eliza, he kissed his mate and left them to see his other pups.

Cris pulled his three youngest pups close, Benny on the other side of Eliza and Abby spread out at the end of the bed taking up as much room as she could.  He chuckled at their rambunctious daughter before drifting off to sleep for a few hours.

James checked on them but watched a movie with the older pups smiling.

When Cris woke later, he had his arms around his two smallest pups and Abby had wandered off, probably to join her Daddy and siblings.  ”James?” Cris called quietly, not wanting to wake Benny and Eliza.

Posted on September 17 with 68 notes via 007licensedkiller Reblog
Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…
-kbfoto (via perfect)

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› After Vesper


James followed him, he was exhausted and too tired to fight Cris.

Getting off the train, Cris took James’ hand and pulled him out towards his flat.  With little ceremony, he led the agent into his home and acted as if this was completely normal.  ”Make yourself at home.  I’m going to make some tea and feed the cats.  Do you want anything?”

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Secrets and Lies || QReid


"I think she’d love you, honestly." He was still holding Cris tightly. "And I’m sure she an vouch for you. I’ts not like she can’t dig up all of your records at a moment’s notice". His palms moved up and down Cris’s back slowly, feeling every familiar inch of skin. 

"No, you’re right. I’ts time for us to settle down. It’s not going to get any easier, it’s not right." He gently squeezed Cris’s middle as he let out a heavy sigh into his hair. "I wouldn’t say stuck if it’s voluntary. So what are we supposed to do? Just walk back to the BAU and tell everyone we’ve been secretly married for almost a decade? Because that sounds like a really bad joke or a bureaucratic nightmare " There was not going to be an easy way around this. Either there would be a lot of trouble involved or a lot of lying. Neither option seemed appealing.

Cris’ mind raced, trying to come up with a solution to the problem they found themselves in.  He hadn’t hidden Spencer from MI6 specifically.  It was more than he had hidden his entire life.  They didn’t even know that he had lived in the States for a number ofyears.  But now he needed to fess up, letting them into a part of his life that had been simply his for the longest time.  It would solve the problem of Eve always trying to set him up though…

"You know how Eve is always trying to set me up with all manner of men and women because she thinks I’m lonely?  What if we get her to set us up?  Maybe even get Garcia in on it?  I can go ask Penny Lane if you are seeing anyone and you can do the same to Eve.  Make it obvious how much we both want the other.  Neither of them would be able to resist the temptation."  Cris pulled back to look Spencer in the eyes.  "It’s not perfect.  We won’t ever be able to tell them just how far back we go but at least we could be together and hopefully not get in trouble.  It would make my move to the States easier too."

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Mun flails uncontrollably at the news that James D’Arcy will be playing Jarvis in Agent Carter.

Muse pines as he channels his inner Frobisher.

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Drafts: 18

Let’s do this thing (while also being productive at work)

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